All of earth's elephants went to one side
the change in weight caused a shift in the tide
and the giant waves caused lots of wind
and faster and faster the planet began to spin
So all of the people flew out into space
and all of their brains exploded through their face
the brains sprinkled down near the elephants' feet
which made them hungry and they began to eat
The steady new diet made the elephants smart
and they derived equations and they created art
and soon they formed punk bands and soon they formed mobs
and soon they formed religions and soon they dropped bombs
But then the rain stopped to the elephants' surprise
they stood looking upward with their mouths open wide
and all of earth's rhinos marched off to one side.