i never got to go to a major league baseball game as a kid, and i don’t know if it would have been that great if i had. now however, going to a game is like going to disneyland for a kid. i went to a game recently, and they have a huge section of [...]

“well, he’s a jerk. I’m not going to watch his movies anymore.” what does his personality have to do with what he creates? or she? requiring people to be pleasant and then also be great entertainers seems like a lot to ask. people romanticize van gogh cutting off his ear out of love, but that [...]

i’ve never really understood how the bones of dinosaurs compressed into oil. it seems unlikely. we’ve been pumping oil for a long time, and we don’t seem to be at a real shortage. how many dinosaurs is that? and how much bone does it take to make one barrel of oil? did they all die [...]

yep, the title of this insert is the hackiest two words that ever were lobbed into the comedy world. i’ve always avoided any sort of humoring chuckle or even polite smile when someone attempted to make a joke that involved that title anywhere in it. just an immediate frown, scorning, piercing – the likes of [...]