what a wonderful invention the high heel was. a way to lift the heel from the ground and in the process accentuate the calves and backyard of any gal who happens to slip them on. it seems simple enough on paper, but sadly just wearing them doesn’t in any way guarantee that you will look [...]

they’re coming for you mars. they’re watching you as we speak. they’re building vessels to come pay you a visit, and they’ll make it. they’ll land on you. it may feel ticklish at first, and they may even seem friendly. but if you have any water on you – i would hide it. if they [...]

no one is allowed to die. everyone sort of collectively understands that the earth can’t hold up if this current birth rate continues. we’re creating people faster than we can find places to store them. we can’t feed all of them. we can’t keep all of them healthy, but it’s an absolute travesty if anyone [...]

no matter how rational anyone pretends to be, particularly men, there is probably an initial knee jerk reaction to finding out your son is gay. there are images that quickly sneak into the mind that may cause a father to reel back a bit. i would imagine they are on par with hearing your daughter [...]