i was at a mosque recently, which has to be the weirdest place to be dead. they just have walls of crypts stacked on top of each other like high school lockers. and just like high school, there’s a cool area to have yours. of course it’s much more expensive. “i think as tim’s expired [...]

steven hawking is so smart that if you mention his name people assume you are fairly bright. he’s written a book that is essentially “space for dummies” that only geniuses understand. he’s discovered particles around black holes that only exist mathematically. hawking radiation is named after him. he’s been divorced and charged with domestic abuse. [...]

even if you’re the most avid anti-gun person, you would still have to admit that shooting a gun is pretty fun. for some reason, seeing a bullet go into a target or person or animal or can at any distance brings us a certain amount of joy. there’s a recoil, a little puff of smoke [...]

people always site the bill of rights as the greatest document in american history. it’s pretty great. you get a lot of rights when you’re in trouble. the freedom of speech allows you to say nearly anything you want in public, and on the off chance you are lenny bruced and sent to jail, your [...]