i’ve never really understood how the bones of dinosaurs compressed into oil. it seems unlikely. we’ve been pumping oil for a long time, and we don’t seem to be at a real shortage. how many dinosaurs is that? and how much bone does it take to make one barrel of oil? did they all die [...]

yep, the title of this insert is the hackiest two words that ever were lobbed into the comedy world. i’ve always avoided any sort of humoring chuckle or even polite smile when someone attempted to make a joke that involved that title anywhere in it. just an immediate frown, scorning, piercing – the likes of [...]

why are the mario brothers called “the mario brothers”? isn’t mario the first name of one of them? what is their last name? why does luigi put up with that?
how soon after humans discovered fire was it until they discovered they were flamable?
am i the only one still saying ‘freedom fries’?

what is the longest someone [...]

“…see the moon last night?” BT grabbed his right ankle with his left hand and jumped through the resulting hoop. “the hell is that?” mario looked incredulous as he rubbed his knuckle into his eye. “you see the moon last night?” mario held out a cigarette and continued rubbing his eye. “yeah. so…” BT jumped [...]