http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/ Website of comedian and cattle baron David Huntsberger. Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:52:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-10 Snake Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:52:58 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-10 A,B, & C (in unison) "We are faggots!" A,B, & C (in unison) “We are faggots!”

]]> http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-8 Verno Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:57:54 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-8 B: Don't you wish you had a snake like me? A: Are you sure this is where to get them? I mean, the pet store doesn't have them? C: I've been a snake farmer for 60 years let me at 'em. B: Don’t you wish you had a snake like me?
A: Are you sure this is where to get them? I mean, the pet store doesn’t have them?
C: I’ve been a snake farmer for 60 years let me at ‘em.

]]> http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-7 Verno Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:47:55 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-7 B: Are you sure he wanted his pancreas to be a snake??? C: Huh? A: Shut up nurse!!! C: What? C: Oh, I hear ya! Yes, he kept saying he wanted it the size of a snake! Shut up nurse! B: Are you sure he wanted his pancreas to be a snake???
C: Huh?
A: Shut up nurse!!!
C: What?
C: Oh, I hear ya! Yes, he kept saying he wanted it the size of a snake! Shut up nurse!

]]> http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-6 debbie Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:35:05 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-6 A. So my wife told my last night that she wants a divorce. B. Jim, I'm sorry to hear that. A. Yeah, apparently she's having an affair with Daniel. C. *gives thumbs up*. B. Probably wasn't good that she told you the night before performing this surgery on her... A. So my wife told my last night that she wants a divorce.
B. Jim, I’m sorry to hear that.
A. Yeah, apparently she’s having an affair with Daniel.
C. *gives thumbs up*.
B. Probably wasn’t good that she told you the night before performing this surgery on her…

]]> http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-5 joey Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:26:51 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-5 A: Is it weird I am sexually turned on right now? B: Boy, homeless people really smell C: Hello new liver A: Is it weird I am sexually turned on right now?
B: Boy, homeless people really smell
C: Hello new liver

]]> http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-4 joey Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:23:18 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-4 a: sir, i think we might also be able to get a liver b: fuck this old guy i should drop this on the ground. c: be careful with the new colon sonny, or you'll be donating the next one a: sir, i think we might also be able to get a liver
b: fuck this old guy i should drop this on the ground.
c: be careful with the new colon sonny, or you’ll be donating the next one

]]> http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/2010/03/caption-contest/#comment-2 Map Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:13:02 +0000 http://www.davidhuntsberger.com/?p=650#comment-2 C: Good job hiding Stewart the Snake, Martha. Wait til you see where I hide him! C: Good job hiding Stewart the Snake, Martha. Wait til you see where I hide him!

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