1.8.07 - the art page is finally on its feet. i'll have more eventually, but atleast there is something to look at now. if you have something you consider art, send it over. there is a new cartoon in the south 40. have a gander at that. the fake mustache club is finally coming back. send me a photo of yourself in a fake mustache and tell me the name of that character, and i'll put it in the hall of greatness. the 'couches across america' tour is up on the schedule page.
1.16.07 - hello, maniacs. there are a few new things in the art pages, and there is also a new cartoon in the south 40. also, don't look for me in aspen this winter. lift tickets are too expensive, and i'm not funny enough to be in their festival. it's a shame too, as i was planning to quote dumb and dumber non-stop. salutations.
1.23.07 - greetings, yokels. there are a few new things up in the art pages. take a peek in there if you have the sack. the first media in the site's history, how_to_be_the_best , is nestled in there as well. it's a rube goldberg-style animation i did last year. it may be too big for some of you to view, so i'll try to compress it more. i won't bore you with tons of technical jargon (four quads per meg and so forth), so if it doesn't work just enjoy some single frame animation in the way of chimp-drawn cartoons like this. have a good week.
1.30.07 - good news maniacs. the animation 'the_best' is finally working. it is in the art pages. you can also see it on youtube. there is a new new cartoon in the south_40.
2.3.07 - greetings from georgia. i'm still trying to get my hands on some peanuts. this is my first trip here, and the people have been great. i lost my suitcase, so i've had to do every show in the same gear. luckily, as a comedian, you can do that. i decided to update the site early this week since i don't know when i'll have good internet service again. there is a new cartoon in the south 40 and a new drawing by my sister in the art pages. if you haven't seen the animation i did yet, have a look. it is also in the art pages. have a good black history month. george washington carver would have loved it here with all these peanuts.
2.8.07 - howdy g-moneys. i'm in houston. it's time to raise and rope broncos. the laff stop is moving locations, so i won't be there this week. i'll let you know when i will be back. thanks to moose for the sweet couch, and we're pretty dominant as a women's doubles team on topspin 2k. deal with it. luckily for you, imaginary houston fans, i'll be around all week until the shows next week with nick_swardson and tig at the improv. until then, enjoy some new art from shawn bailey and a video short i wrote with the hooligans. if you have someone you work with who is a jerk, and you wonder how they got to be like that...it was probably a gradual process.
2.13.07 - greetings, maniacs. i have created a little icon of the hamburger on the run that may or may not appear in the browser next to the website...sick. if you don't have it, sorry. try adding the site as a favorite. actually don't do that. how important is seeing an icon? check out the new videos page. and while you are at it, check out some new art from some folks. if that doesn't suit you, have a gander at a new cartoon. kill whitey.
2.19.07 - greetings, yokels. hope you had a good presidents day. houston was fun. the crowds were great. thanks to nick swardson for having me on the show, and thanks again to the moose for letting me sleep on his couch. i'm in austin this week. come out to the velveeta room if you're in town. there's a new cartoon in the south_40. have a good fat tuesday.
2.27.07 - the velveeta room shows were awesome. thanks to everyone who came out. it was good to be back in austin for a bit. thanks to daniel and bryan for the couch. good luck to lisa_de_larios and john_ramsey in aspen this week and then later next month when they tape 'live at gotham' with fellow austin comedians doug_mellard and bryan_gutmann. if doug's website looks stupid, that's because i made it. there's a new cartoon in the south 40. if you're in boise this week, come out and say hello. also, watch the sarah silverman program this week and see my friend tig as officer tig.
3.6.07 - greetings, dudes. i'm in boise for another week. this city is awesome. the people are friendly, and the water's good. if you didn't come out to the shows last week, i'm here again for another. mike lukas was radical, and this week is costaki economopolous. he's funny too. come check it out. elsewise, there's a new cartoon in the south_40. have a good week.
3.13.07 - howdy, fellers. smitty and i had a great time in boise. thanks to brian and pat and the whole staff at the funny bone. and thanks to my long-lost cousin carrol and her family. totally cool folks. if you don't know who brett_eastburn is, check out his website. the most amazing thing you'll ever see. it was great working with costaki, who is awesome. and despite leaving a picture of his penis on my camera, thanks to hooker and chad from kiss fm for pimping my cartoons on air. i miss you, boise.
3.20.07 - "i got a card in my spokes. i'm practicing my jokes. i'm learning." i'm in austin this week. i missed south by southwest, but i did get to ride on a plane next to the archetype rockers with their sunglasses on in the plane and tight fitting clothes. i looked down, and my face had accidentally been rocked off just by looking at them. such rockers. this week starts a new album of cartoons. so get ready, imaginary cartoon enthusiasts.
3.27.07 - the 'hello robot' cd is no longer for sale. i'm going to try to put together a new cd by the end of the year. i'll be in shreveport this week fighting bad guys. if you live there, and can read, come on out. if you would rather just see cartoons no one likes, click here.
4.10.07 - sorry for the hiatus, but i've been travelling a lot over the past week. i drove from shreveport, la to sacramento, ca. eeps. monterey was really pretty. i can see why steinbeck liked that area so much. there's a new cartoon in the south 40 and a new video in the video section. it's a little long. enjoy.
4.17.07 - 33 dead at virginia tech. so it goes. so long, kurt vonnegut. i hope no tragedy has befallen you. mrs. death is in the south 40. when it feels like death is having the time of his life, it's hard to remember it might not all be peaches and cream for him either. i hope this next week goes better. pleasant thoughts to my friend jamie banker and all the other students in blacksburg.
4.23.07 - reno was pretty fun this time. thanks to everyone who came out, esecially mrs. hansen, my first grade teacher. awesome. thanks to todd_yohn for being so cool to work with. i'll be in el paso this week fighting bad guys as the last leg of the spring 'couches across america tour. i'll try to get some new videos and a cd together in may. women is up in the south 40. have a good week.
5.1.07 - greetings, yokels. el paso was fun. thanks to bart and the gang. and thanks to the ligon family for showing me a good time. especially vicki for taking me on a tour of las cruces. i'll be back out on the road in june. until then, enjoy some sweet, delicious cartoons in the south 40. this week's is two man plane
5.8.07 - hey there, you old so and so's. there are a few new things up in the art pages...if you can call them that. stan makes a stand against pedophilia is the new cartoon this week in the south 40. i'll have some new videos up in the near future. hopefully the spring is nice where you are, and you don't have allergies that make you feel like the earth hates you.
5.15.07 - adoring fans, in response to your zero emails...but perhaps telepathically voiced requests, i have added some video of me doing stand-up comedy. it is from the 9th and last season of premium blend on comedy central. the entire set. the same way crappy movies release a dvd with tons of 'never before seen footage', i have included the jokes they didn't have the balls to show on tv. this week also includes the first cartoon with color in the south 40. it is called humanitus.
5.30.07 - earth characters, sorry i haven't updated the site in a while, but my computer has had some issues. i won't be able to get any new cartoons or videos up for a little longer. sorry about that. as soon as i get some of my software re-installed, i'll be able to upload stuff. maybe i'll even do a sweet double bonus issue. congratulations to brian and mary kate - who became mr. and mrs. brian huntsberger over the weekend. rascals.
6.6.07 - fellow crips, there are a few new things on the site this week. first off, the fake mustache club link has been moved out of the art pages and into the links page where it belongs. if you haven't sent in a picture yet, you're not as cool as you could be. being a member could have sweet benefits like getting a free dvd of video shorts and some bonus shorts reserved specifically for the dvd. speaking of videos, trinity records is the newest addition to the video page. there are also some new cartoons in the south 40. wizards is devoid of any dialog. if you can think of some that is funny, i'll send you a free cd, or cartoon book or dvd.
6.13.07 - crips, the show with swardson was awesome. if any of you are visiting this site from seeing that show, i'll be at acme here in minneapolis all week with doug benson. i hope you make it out. if not, mr. universe is in the south 40 this week. peath.
6.20.07 - hey dudes, minneapolis was awesome. cool city, and the people are nice. i even got to see a twins game. i'll be in new york this week at caroline's opening for nick swardson. come see a show if you can. humble shark is in the south 40.
7.10.07 - hey dudes, hopefully live earth was as impactful on you as it was me. the earth showed its appreciation by setting the west on fire. 7/7/07 - luckiest day ever if you like fire. nothing says save the earth more than tons of electricity powering stage lights and amplifiers while rockers, who flew in on jets powered by dreams, sing to hordes of humans who litter all over the very thing they came to save. and al gore talks like a gay bear. that's enough out of me. rockmonster is in the south 40. crips forever.
7.17.07 - not much news this week, dudes. i should have a new video up next week. until then, enjoy circus practice in the south 40.
7.24.07 - vengeful crips, the video i promised this week is not ready, but robots 3 is in the south40. the reason the video is not ready is because this clown (he's the one in the takeout box) fired me. i got a last minute gig in ventura, ca at the comedy esquire...which is as terrible as it sounds. i drove down from sacramento to do a show on thursday in front of seven people. friday morning i was notified that i was cancelled for the rest of the weekend. not for being dirty or profane. just didn't 'kill' enough in front of seven people. this meant that my grandma, who has never seen me live and who's health is failing, wouldn't get to see me perform. i told her that the shows were cancelled to spare her the embarassment of knowing her grandson was fired from such a crappy place by such a douchey guy. this video is a cartoon of how the firing probably would have gone if he had done it in person. if you'd like to some some good, award-winning animation, check out leescartoon.com. crips forever.
8.3.07 - gang members, sorry for the delay in updates this week. the new animation is also post-poned. thanks to those of you who wrote in support of my revengy-ness towards this yokel. finding god is in the south 40 this week. if you haven't already purchased it, patton oswalt's new cd 'werewolves and lollipops' is available at stores nationwide. the voice at the beginning may sound a little familiar.
8.7.07 - greetings you g-moneys, the new animation is wrought with trouble, so forget i mentioned it. it will be awhile. for now, there is just lobster dinner in the south 40 and some new dates on the schedule. happy birthday to jeff a - who turned 30 over the weekend, and is still crashing bikes. kill whitey.
8.14.07 - dudes, save yourself is in the south 40. the new animation, steve's life, is also up in the videos page. i put it up last week after i had given up hope. it's not intended to be funny just to make you want to rock more. hopefully your life is less boring than steve's. thanks to those of you who saw it and said you liked it. not much news other than that. i'll be in pittsburgh this week. crips forever.
8.23.07 - sorry for the tardiness this week, homies. hot out is up in the south 40 this week in honor of this texas heat i'll be in for the next few weeks. if you're not doing anything this weekend, and you're in austin - come out to the velveeta room. they wrote a nice little blurb about me here...except for the dig at my beloved cartoons. it should be a fun weekend. crips.
8.30.07 - gangs and gangs, say what? the velveeta room was sweet this weekend. thanks to those of you who came out. i'll be at cap city this week with chad daniels (sick). one ring johnson is in the south forty this week. the gig in philadelphia was cancelled, but it should be re-scheduled. the heat down here hasn't been too bad so far, and the barbeque is better than ever. crips forever.
9.4.07 - greetings yokels, austin was great. thanks to doug for the couch...and trouncing me at techmo bowl. i'll be in houston this week at the laff stop. congratulations to chad daniels (who also trounced me at techmo bowl) for getting his first half hour special on comedy central. as far as news goes, act natural (god bless buck owens) is in the south 40. i'm still taking photos for the fake mustache club. salutations.
9.13.07 - crips, stay positive is in the south 40 this week. houston was a lot of fun. thanks to the moose for the couch, and thanks to everyone who emailed me after the shows. we shot a new short while i was down there. it is in the videos section. there are also a couple new members in the fake mustache club. it's still not too late for you to join. i'll be in minneapolis next week. salutations.
9.18.07 - hello from the mid-west. i'm in minneapolis this week at the acme comedy club. i'm headlining the tuesday and wednesday shows and then featuring for kathleen madigan the rest of the week. if you didn't see the alcohol ad last week, it's in the videos section. the assistant is in the south 40. thanks to andi and the gang at rooftop comedy for featuring a clip of me doing stand-up. go twins.
9.25.07 - minneapolis was great as usual. thanks to amber for the laundry services, and steve for geting me in to see the paul westerberg 'the rock and roll hall of fame presents the craft'. it was pretty sweet. i'm in vegas this week at the riviera. if your grandparents are staying here, tell them to come out with the rest of their friends who are here. the von steubens join the fake mustache club this week, and all the luck is in the south 40. have a good one. crips forever.
10.2.07 - howdy, pals. lefty to the rescue is in the south 40 this week. the online paper that was running the cartoons elected to stop using them, so this is once again the only place you can find them. the paper is currently dead to me. tyrants. i'm in los angeles until friday, which actually feels good after being in las vegas last week being scorned by old folks. i'll try to get a new video up in the next couple of weeks. crips.
10.18.07 - a little delay, amigos. the computer was sick. with all the upsets in football this year, it seemed like pregame prayer would be a good cartoon this week. both teams pray before the game, but only one can win. that stinks for the losers. i'll be in sunnyvale, ca thursday through sunday. hello.
10.21.07 - a little early on the news, crips. sunnyvale was fun. lots of obese people. the south 40 is danced up a bit this week. nice, right? part one of the robot saga is there. if you're having trouble with the mailing list, i'll work on it. have a sweet halloween.
11.6.07 - greetings, yokels. i re-scanned a lot of the cartoons, so they are a little easier to read. untitled is this week's selection. i'll be in cincinnati thursday through sunday with doug benson. come on out and see a guy, if you live near there. salutations.
11.12.07 - cincinnati was fun. it rained a little bit, but the crowds were good. i'll be in omaha next, but until then enjoy hello rascal. it has to do with my lack of enthusiasm for overweight folks not appreciating their functional legs. hope your veterans day was stellar. crips.
11.19.07 - happy thanksgiving, folks. i don't have any thanksgiving themed cartoons, but free cheese is about food...sort of. thanks to vern for the help. there are a couple new members in the fake mustache club. may you eat to new epic proportions, your football team win, and your pet turkey not become killed.
11.26.07 - hey dudes, the front page is a little different now. the music is no longer automatic, but it does still play if you click on the picture. it also has a little video that goes with it. enjoy. finger of god is in the south 40.
12.4.07 - hey winners, i'll be in omaha wednesday through sunday. it's my first trip to nebraska. i like mid-west folk, so if you are one of them, come out to some shows. i'll be there with eddie gossling...who is mega. have you seen the new video on the front page yet? just click on the picture, and it'll do the rest. i like when breweries put out seasonal beers, so the south 40 has a seasonal cartoon for the next few weeks. don't buck is also there. if you haven't joined the newsletter yet, it's never too late. i may also add an online store in '08. what do you think about that?
12.22.07 - festive crips, the holidays are in mid-swing. hopefully yours are going well. i went to the reno 'santa crawl' this weekend. 1000 drunken santas running around downtown reno. it was pretty fun. there is now an rss feed for the site. see that little icon on the right side of the browser? click on that, subscribe to the feed, and never have to check for updates here again. it will let you know when the site has been updated. nice, right? less work. santa is in the south 40. happy holidays, crips.